Suicide Adapter

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- DISCLAMER -
IF YOU'RE SUICIDAL DON'T READ ANY FUTHER GET OF YOUR ASS AND FIND PROFESSIONAL HELP-

A Suicide Adapter...Why...?

Because people suck at killing them self
so this is for all you emo's out there
An adaptor to make you fingers fit the power sockets.
Stop cutting your wrists without results.
Do it proper use the Suicide Adapter!

QUIT JUMPING IN FRONT OF TRAINS !

Step 1: Equipment

To make the suicide adapter you need:
-an old plug
-2 packs of Fimo Clay
-A screwdriver/hamer
-Aluminum foil
-an oven

Step 2: Work It Bebe!

Wash you hands because dirt shows on the clay.
Open the clay and work it until it gets soft enough to shape.
At first the clay is pretty hard so this can take a while. Don't use water.

Step 3: Electrode Are Nice

Detach the metal pins from the plug.
Open it and take out the pins.
Or take the hammer, smash the plug to pieces and start searching for the pins.

Step 4: Contact

Then shape it around your fingers and create a nice shape as you wish.

When your done, take the pins and stick them trough the clay while making sure that
you fingers make contact with the metal.

Step 5: Half Baked

Put the adaptor in the oven for 30min at 110 Degrees Celcius.
When it done make sure you use gloves or just don't touch the adaptor
for at least half an hour, the clay is still soft from the warmth and needs
to harden while cooling down.

Step 6: Succes!

If you went trough all this hard labor to kill yourself make sure you write you parents
a nice letter.

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      23 Discussions

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      Spint

      10 years ago on Introduction

      This is funny, I'm gonna make 10 and pass them out to emo kids at my school. Anyway it doesn't look like it could kill you because it just passes the current through your hand not your heart (especially if you have rubber shoes on). If you want it to work suicidals put your bare feet in a bucket of water.

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      ARVashSpint

      Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

      yeah this is where you're wrong. Electricity always goes on the path of least resistance, and there are these salty fluid pipes that run right up to your heart. I'm going to put a bet on that it could kill you, although it might not.

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      SpintARVash

      Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

      But your two fingers are the parts that are touching the nodes it should just move from one finger through your hand into the other finger to complete the circuit using the path of least resistance. Now if you were standing in water and were only touching the negative node you would get messed up.

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      Whaleman

      10 years ago on Introduction

      Why not just use a knife? If you are already cutting your wrists, then you should have a knife to stick into a socket...

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      Patrikicanryme2002

      Reply 10 years ago on Introduction

      Ah yes, I knew I had seen this before!

      Obviously a joke item, but with very high design standards. I think they probably just did this as a design exercise.

      Note that this is by the same design studio that makes the much-hyped and long-awaited Optimus Maximus keyboard!

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      themakeclass

      10 years ago on Introduction

      I don't feel sorry or bad about this stuff I just hope people will stop jumping in front of trains and cause delay. I do feel sorry for everybody who gets hurt in the process of building a gun. Or using it. I also love your porn industry ;) Rachid

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      Garth Knight

      10 years ago on Introduction

      Please combine with the penis popsicle Instructable and post video. You are all very troubled... which is why I am always here, watching and taking names. Oh yes, there IS a list, and now you're on it. (mad laughter)

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      wyrm

      10 years ago on Introduction

      Funny. Dark humor, but humorous, nonetheless. I've worked at a few places where people would have been amused by something like this, relabeled as an outlet power tester. Also, as a couple of people have already pointed out, this wouldn't kill a healthy person, just make 'em do the 60 Hz shuffle for a moment (or 50 Hz, depending on location).

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      Junk_Wizard

      10 years ago on Introduction

      i, honestly, don't think that would kill you, two of my friends in the last couple of weeks have (stupidly) held onto both prongs on the plug ins and they said they just got a bad shock... whats funny is they say that their shoes and rubber wristbands saved their life and i called them dumb. it doesnt put juice throught the heart, so it would let you know your alive, not necesarily kill you.

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      neverknow

      10 years ago on Introduction

      I had to flag you... you should have wrote a disclaimer.

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      Spl1nt3rC3ll

      10 years ago on Introduction

      Oh I hop this doesn't bring another wave of suiciders onto this site thinking this is a suicide help website again. Here come the "Help me 'off' myself" forums.

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      Jackhole

      10 years ago on Introduction

      If someone actually kills themselves using this method then you're going to feel mighty bad about yourself...