Wifey has a bit of a compulsion about decorating.....
Step 1: Obsessive Compulsive Decorating
'Twas an OCD Christmas as Wifey decorated the house
Filling every nook and cranny
Leaving no room for a mouse
Step 2: OCD Decorating...
OCD decorating left me no time for bed
As baubles and bangles danced over my head
Step 3: Hear Me Complain
But hear me complain as I stared at the sight
I trembled and shook with a jittery fright
Dag nabbit, Gol darnit, well, I'll never...
Reboxing this stuff
Will take me forever